Dictionary Encyclogeekia

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Thicke-rolled

THICKE-ROLLED

• A popular method of introducing a song into someones head they otherwise would not want to hear this song or be thinking about it in any way
• Taken from the common vernacular, Rick Rolled 
• To songbomb someone with an unpleasant song that has a tendency to not be unheard easily 
• To songbomb someone with the theme to “Growing Pains” 

“Christ man I cant get this damn song out of my head!” 

“Which song?” 

“Show me that smile again, don’t waste another minute on your cryin…”

“Oh god stop! stop! I’ve already heard too much! You just fucking Thicke-rolled me!” 

“I did what?”

“You Thicke-rolled me. Alan Thicke was the dad on Growing Pains and he sang that song and now I won’t be able to get it out of my goddamned head like that Rick Astley song Never gonna give you up…”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: BASHBOARD

BASH-BOARD

• An entry way or portal into a service that is so filled with advertisements and other logo spam/bullshit that they are literally bashing you over the head like some ham-fisted hack writer trying to make a point or force advertising upon you in an unwanted manner. 
• Bashing someone over the head with advertising on the new XBOXLIVE dashboard

“Jesus man did you see the new XBOX LIVE dashboard update?”

“Yeah its terrible, I feel like I got raped by advertisements by the Hangover 2. I never wanna see another movie with Zack Galaphakus again as long as I live.”

“Yeah, they need to call it a bash-board cause of the way they beat you around the head and face with their advertising dick!”  

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: PHARM-ASSIST

PHARM-ASSIST

• The act of sharing ones pharmaceuticals with a family member or close friend

“Jerry, didn’t you get some Vicodin when you had your dental surgery?”

“Yeah but I cant take em, them give me a stomach ache. Why, do you want em?” 

“Hell yeah! Thanks for the assist on those bro, you’re a regular pharmacist.”

“Actually, you might say I gave you a, pharm-assist.” 

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: TRICKED BY TRAILER

TRICKED BY TRAILER:

• The feeling of regret and remorse one feels after seeing a movie whose trailer made it look like something other than what it turned out to be.
• When a trailer sets up an expectation for a game or a movie to be good and then turns out to be a total stinker

“MAN! The trailer for DEAD ISLAND looks amazing! I cant wait to play that shit! Did you see the trailer for that game? It looks amazing!”

“Don’t hold your breath man, that was a cinematic not actual game play.”

“Wait what? That’s not how the game looks?”

“Nope, that’s just a fancy little movie to get you suckered in.”

“Oh man! I already pre-ordered it online and I cant cancel the order!”

“Looks like you got tricked by trailer.”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: LAGRIVATION

LAGRIVATION (lag-re-vay-sion):

• An increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.

“I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night on the XBOX360 and the other teams connections were so bad i began to get Lagrivated. You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: DING-DONG SING ALONG:

DING-DONG SING ALONG:

• When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.

“Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said “Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: TYP0 

Typ0 (type-oh / type-zero):

• When a person is not your type and has ZERO chance of ever being with you.Most people have a type when looking for a mate. Some people dont have such a concrete criteria but know who they wont be with under an circumstances, this is referred to as Typ0 or Type Zero.
• Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat, too skinny, too old, too ugly, thin wrists, big head or some other thing about them that leaves them zero chance of getting laid.

“Dude why not just get with that girl? Hit it and forget it!”

“No way man shes a total Typ0, not even if she was the last girl on earth.”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: FLESH BANGS

FLESH BANGS:

• Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as “Beef Curtains” or “The Big Montana”.
• A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.

“Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn’t do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!”

“Flesh bangs?”

“Yeah, they’re like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: SMUGGED

SMUGGED:

•  When a person who is unhappy brings down someones good mood with a disparaging, smug or negative comment.
• To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment.

“I was at the office today telling Kelly about my promotion when Doug walked in on the conversation. Instead of congratulating me or anything he just walked up with his black rain cloud hanging over him and proceeded to lord HIS promotion over me and tell me how much more hes getting paid then I am. 

I felt like I had gotten mugged by his negativity. He totally smugged my good mood.”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: HURT LOCKERED

HURT LOCKERED:

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement. 

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: SNIPERBOLE

SNIPERBOLE (sny-per-bowl-e)

•  Obvious and intentional exaggeration of ones sniping abilities in video games.

“I was playin HALO 3 and I got like 8 triple headshots and never died! I pwned everyone! I was totally MLG!”

“Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Thinktastrophe

THINKTASTROPHE (think-tah-sto-fe)

• When someone takes a situation and over thinks it to the point of disaster.
• Taking a simple problem and turning it into a Rube Goldberg type situation where the solution creates more problems then it solves.
• Thinking a situation, that would otherwise be a simple solution if thought through properly, into a catastrophic conclusion.

“While I knew the only problem with the car was that it needed new spark-plugs,
Jake felt it was a better idea to gut the entire electrical system in what can only be described as a thinktastrophe!

He ended up disabling the entire car, ruining the electrical system and engine computer in the process.

Now the car doesn’t work at all cause Jake’s logic of “You can never be too sure.”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: The Doodles

THE DOODLES:

• A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.
• Derived from the term “doody” (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.

“Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.”

“The Doodles?”

“Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.”

Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Nacho Faux Pas

NACHO FAUX PAS:

• Reaching into a plate of shared nachos, pulling out a large clump of nachos stuck together by toppings and using your other hand to separate them and put back part of the clumped together nachos.

Friend1: Reaches in to get some nachos from a shared bowl and pulls out large clumped up pile. Then proceeds to take his other hand and begins to separate them and put some back.

Friend2 “DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!

Friend1 “I didn’t want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.

Friend2 “Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you’ve been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!”