Dictionary Encyclogeekia: BRO-TOE
BRO-TOE The male equivalent of the Camel-toe. When a guy wears tight pants or shorts and instead of vaginal lips being accentuated by the splitting effect of the tight garment, the male ball sack or scrotal sack becomes separated by the seam in the fabric of the garment being worn and is illuminated by the effect.
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Con-fused
CON-FUSED Showing up to a convention wearing the wrong attire Arriving at a convention dressed incorrectly for the event “Ted was mortified as he walked in the door on the convention wearing his brand new Darth Maul outfit only to realize that this was the weekend of the latest STAR TREK convention. He was apparently a little con-fused about the proper attire for the occasion”
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Thicke-rolled
THICKE-ROLLED A popular method of introducing a song into someones head they otherwise would not want to hear this song or be thinking about it in any way Taken from the common vernacular, Rick Rolled To songbomb someone with an unpleasant song that has a tendency to not be unheard easily To songbomb someone with the theme to “Growing Pains” “Christ man I cant get this...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: BASHBOARD
BASH-BOARD An entry way or portal into a service that is so filled with advertisements and other logo spam/bullshit that they are literally bashing you over the head like some ham-fisted hack writer trying to make a point or force advertising upon you in an unwanted manner. Bashing someone over the head with advertising on the new XBOXLIVE dashboard “Jesus man did you see the new XBOX...
SCAMPAIGN (scam-pain) A Presidential or other political campaign that is nothing more than a scam to generate money by selling books or dvds. This technique has been made popular by Newt Gingrich who has been effectively pseudo-campaigning for over a decade thus creating the idea of a SCAMPAIGN. (clip taken from the Rachel Maddow show to help illustrate the point)
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: PHARM-ASSIST
PHARM-ASSIST The act of sharing ones pharmaceuticals with a family member or close friend “Jerry, didn’t you get some Vicodin when you had your dental surgery?” “Yeah but I cant take em, them give me a stomach ache. Why, do you want em?” “Hell yeah! Thanks for the assist on those bro, you’re a regular pharmacist.” “Actually, you might say I gave you a, pharm-assist.”
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: TRICKED BY TRAILER
TRICKED BY TRAILER: The feeling of regret and remorse one feels after seeing a movie whose trailer made it look like something other than what it turned out to be. When a trailer sets up an expectation for a game or a movie to be good and then turns out to be a total stinker “MAN! The trailer for DEAD ISLAND looks amazing! I cant wait to play that shit! Did you see the trailer for that...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: LAGRIVATION
LAGRIVATION (lag-re-vay-sion): An increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server. “I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night on the XBOX360 and the other teams connections were so bad i began to get Lagrivated. You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: DING-DONG SING ALONG:
DING-DONG SING ALONG: When two or more women perform oral sex on one man. “Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said “Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!”
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: TYP0
Typ0 (type-oh / type-zero): When a person is not your type and has ZERO chance of ever being with you.Most people have a type when looking for a mate. Some people dont have such a concrete criteria but know who they wont be with under an circumstances, this is referred to as Typ0 or Type Zero. Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat,...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: FLESH BANGS
FLESH BANGS: Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as “Beef Curtains” or “The Big Montana”. A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women. “Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn’t do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: SMUGGED
SMUGGED: When a person who is unhappy brings down someones good mood with a disparaging, smug or negative comment. To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment. “I was at the office today telling Kelly about my promotion when Doug walked in on the conversation. Instead of congratulating me or anything he just walked up with his black rain cloud hanging over him and...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: HURT LOCKERED
HURT LOCKERED: 1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety. 2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: SNIPERBOLE
SNIPERBOLE (sny-per-bowl-e) Obvious and intentional exaggeration of ones sniping abilities in video games. “I was playin HALO 3 and I got like 8 triple headshots and never died! I pwned everyone! I was totally MLG!” “Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.”
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Thinktastrophe
THINKTASTROPHE (think-tah-sto-fe) When someone takes a situation and over thinks it to the point of disaster. Taking a simple problem and turning it into a Rube Goldberg type situation where the solution creates more problems then it solves. Thinking a situation, that would otherwise be a simple solution if thought through properly, into a catastrophic conclusion. “While I knew the only...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: The Doodles
THE DOODLES: A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea. Derived from the term “doody” (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea. “Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.” “The...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Nacho Faux Pas
NACHO FAUX PAS: Reaching into a plate of shared nachos, pulling out a large clump of nachos stuck together by toppings and using your other hand to separate them and put back part of the clumped together nachos. Friend1: Reaches in to get some nachos from a shared bowl and pulls out large clumped up pile. Then proceeds to take his other hand and begins to separate them and put some back. ...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Nacho Holy Grail
NACHO HOLY GRAIL: When one reaches into a nacho pile and pulls out a large clump of nachos that are stuck together by toppings. The abnormally large conglomeration of nacho chips and toppings. There is no specific number of nachos that comprise the NHG. NHG generally contains at least 5 nacho chips and a large portion of toppings and cheese. “I was eating nachos at Jills party the other...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: PLORN
PLORN: PLORN is very simply, plane porn. High quality aerial photography of the newest hottest military aircraft taking to the skies.Not to be confused with situational pornography that takes place on commercial aircraft involving stewardess or flight attendants, but sexy aerial photography of high performance military aircraft in flight. Often equated to sexy photo shoots involving high end...
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Inebroated
INEBROATED (in-knee-bro-ated): When a white guy starts getting drunk and in the process begins to act like a black guy. “The other night Bryce was drinking forties and got inebroated as hell!” “He got what?” “Inebroated. He got so drunk he started talking like he was a black guy and not a white kid from the suburbs of Vermont.”
Dictionary Encyclogeekia: Nerd Memory
NERD MEMORY: The ability to recall inane bits of information about nerdy things such as movies, anime, comic books or long since cancelled tv shows. The ability to retain information about things relating to nerdy or geeky things in ones life and refer to them in an almost reflexive manner. Nerd 1 “I fucking love the Transformers! That was my favorite show when I was a kid and I...